Powerful enough to move the stars themselves.

Source: theofficesupplies

(via expensivelife)

(via concentration-lamp)

do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone

(via concentration-lamp)

niick4:

blocklist:

I can’t wait to be a father…

this is adorable

(via b0wb0w)

(via concentration-lamp)

(via mushroomomens)

(via mushroomomens)

nicotinebatch:

Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS

(via thespidermanvictorious)

littlethugbitch:

satansbbygirl:

pls have sex w me

ah

(via kkkill)

(via kkkill)

silencewillsetherxfree:

me

(via always-remember-rule-one)

• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

(via always-remember-rule-one)

(via always-remember-rule-one)